Parties sound like great ideas. The music, the food, the drinks, the people – it all looks like a perfect combination for a good time.
You never really look past that to consider what happens in the aftermath.
Now, there are party clean-up companies that handle this sort of thing. Or maybe you want to do it yourself. In either case, you may want to sit down and read on. Here are stories of some of the worst, most confusing, or most disturbing things people have found cleaning up after a party.
The names have been changed, as per the request of the sources.
Steven works for a cleaning company. One time, after a big party in a big house, he wandered into one of the bedrooms. There were human feces all over. On the floor, it would have been understandable. But from the look of things, it went a little further than that.
There was stuff on the walls, on the windows, and in the bathroom sink. It was splattered on the ceiling. His best guess was that some guests got drunk out of their skulls and started throwing it around.
Freya (she picked the name) used to work in hotels as part of the cleaning staff. She saw some strange things after some wild parties.
One story she never gets tired of telling is walking into the most expensive suite in the hotel and seeing a menagerie. Two chickens, a crow, a hound, and a cat, all sprawled out in various parts of the room. In the bedroom was a goat.
To this day, she has no idea what happened or why those animals were there.
Another friend of mine, Callie, managed to wrestle away a hangover after her party. As she was doing the cleanup, she found her boyfriend in bed with her sister and best friend. It was kind of obvious what went on.
Her story is not the worst thing to encounter, but it did hurt her emotionally.